The Neighbors Have Better Stuff. Really.
Reed Wilson Design focuses on domestic objects that simultaneously invoke deep thoughts and giggles. This one combines function and laughs. Hey, it's cheaper than a guard dog.
Made of coir and vinyl backed with flocked lettering, The doormat is nicely sized at 20" x 30" x .5" and made in America.
Formative does not support using doormats as burglary deterrents, nor discriminate against dogs of any kind. Now go make nice with your neighbors.